Marxist, feminist, LGBT advocate, aspiring Literary writer, unhinged from reality as it may be and ecstatic adorer of Speculative Fiction.
austurias has written 11 posts for You're a fucking monkey, mate

Sex, kindly fuck off

Just in case you didn’t know, platonic love is real love. We have news sources like to remind of us this fact. Female writers should not write about loose sex relationships, for they would be setting a bad example for the younger generations of girls. Vitriolic sarcasm aside, it is hyperbolic and rather melodramatic to … Continue reading

From ze face!

Yeah, I haven’t posted anything in a bit (even though I keep working on the same four posts) and given how well my most recent comment from an ongoing discussion occurring on my facebook page came out, I figured that I would share it here. I won’t explain he context as I am sure the … Continue reading

Your music sucks…

One of those things I have been noticing, and probably you if you live on the same planet as I do, is this mini culture war going between different generations in this country (or maybe all countries). By culture war, I mean *differences in artistic tastes* between older generations and younger generations. This is, by … Continue reading

It’s not stalking….

If there is one thing that seems to be a daily-I mean, “recurring” thing with me, it is that I get bored easily. I mean very easily. I am essentially child. I think that I am cuter than I actually am; I have too much time to myself to let my “imagination” run free; I … Continue reading

A little more personal….

This may not be completely evident from what I have posted on this blog so far, or even by what I have stated on my twitter within the mass of tweets I produce on a daily basis, but I stating in now: I don’t love myself. Actually, I am a very self-loathing, self-depracating, depressed to … Continue reading

Why I love China Mieville…

Genre readers, China admits, are the “most rigorous. They would say the book cheated if it did not strictly adhere to rules, which I find a fascinating concept. How can a book cheat?” Continue reading

“You don’t have to be a Prostitute.”

Licorice must be deficient in some way. Continue reading


Directed by David Bowie’s son, Duncan Jones, Moon is a Sci-Fi drama that emulates 2001, Silent Running, Outland, Solaris and Alien while remaining its own story. One of the of the most impressive facts about this film is that is was produced on a $5 million budget. Now the idea that this film was produced … Continue reading

Flight of the Concords

Carol Brown, Hiphopopotamus VS Rhymenocerous, If You’re into it, Albi, Business Time Above are links to five of the Flight of the Concords’ greatest works(the last of which links directly to my youtube channel). If you are not familiar with this parody duo, which often claims to be New Zealand’s former 4th most popular folk … Continue reading

The Hurt Locker

At first glance(at the preview), The Hurt Locker may seem to be another dumb war film, or a dumb war film by the standards set in the past, but once one begins to watch this piece of cinema, it is almost instantaneously apparent why it is the most critically acclaimed film, gaining a average score … Continue reading